Author Archive: Joey DeAngelis

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GIF Guide to Festive Films

By Joey DeAngelis | December 24th, 2011 in Culture

After the turkey’s been eaten and the eggnog’s been swallowed, take a look at Portable’s guide to festive films to find the best Christmas movie for any family situation.

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GIF Guide to Coping With the Holidays

By Joey DeAngelis | December 19th, 2011 in Culture

Portable and Joey DeAngelis have put together this catalog of expressions we wish we were impolite enough to use this holiday season.

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GIF Guide to Ryan Gosling

By Joey DeAngelis | December 8th, 2011 in Culture

In 2011, it seemed directors, studio heads and audiences finally realized what we’ve known for years: that people love Ryan Gosling.

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GIF Guide To Vampires Getting It On

By Joey DeAngelis | November 25th, 2011 in Culture

With the release of Breaking Dawn Part 1, Twi-hards around the world finally get to see what they’ve been waiting years for; vampire Edward and mortal Bella finally succumbing to their teenage whims and consummating their marriage like good Mormons.

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GIF Guide to Smokin’ Hot Babes

By Joey DeAngelis | November 18th, 2011 in Culture

Portable contributor and GIF creator Joey DeAngelis have compiled this ode to the chain-smoking ingenues and the first-time puffers that’ll have you forgetting the Marlboro man an Joe Camel ever existed.

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GIF Guide To A Haunted Halloween

By Joey DeAngelis | October 31st, 2011 in Film

Super GIF Creator Joey DeAngelis is here to give you the rundown of the best films to watch this Halloween, with the lessons we learned from those frightening moments that’ll make you Shelley Duvall with terror

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Where Are They Now: The Bluths Get GIF-ed

By Joey DeAngelis | October 20th, 2011 in Culture | Locale:

Picking up where the corn-balling and illusions left off, a new series and subsequent movie will arrive sometime in 2013, filling us in on the time we’ve been away from George, Michael, George Michael and the rest of the gang. With the help of GIF creator Joey DeAngelis, we’ve taken to pondering the most likely places the extended Bluth family have ended up since the party on the boat.

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A GIF Guide to Film’s Laziest Ladies

By Joey DeAngelis | October 13th, 2011 in Culture

Some get into the water to muse on their lives, while others try to end theirs. Some are prepubescents with an innocent approach to underwater fun, while others are married with kids and just need a break for five more minutes, okay? Super GIF creator Joey DeAngelis breaks down some of the best for us in his latest Portable collaboration.

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Way Harsh: A GIF Guide To Insults

By Joey DeAngelis | September 29th, 2011 in Culture | Locale:

When it comes to the old adage, we’ve got to agree that sticks and stones have got nothing on a swift verbal jab. Joey DeAngelis has compiled a list of some of the best, worst and most petty insults ever to grace our screens. Click through to see them escalating in harshness in all their GIF glory.

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A GIF Guide to the HBIC

By Joey DeAngelis | September 14th, 2011 in Culture | Locale:

Cult GIF-creator Joey DeAngelis of the Imperial Bedrooms blog introduces us to the ultimate HBIC—or Head Bitches In Charge, the Internet label affixed to the women in film and television who know how to take control and aren’t afraid to say or do whatever it takes.

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