As a child and adolescent, I had very intense, meaningful crushes. I didn’t have much hope that I’d ever have an actual boyfriend — I was awkward and talked REALLY weirdly fast when I got nervous and had a pretty intense dry skin problem — but I did allow myself to fantasize about the hotties I saw on TV and in movies. And hotties there were. Here are 5 of my favorite fake boyfriends, forgotten hotties, none of whom have gone on to massive stardom or brilliant success, but who remain big deals in my heart. If only we’d met, the steamy times we could have had…