I’m not going to even pretend that calling True Blood “sexy” is revolutionary; True Blood is basically where sexy goes to die and be reincarnated in it’s hardest soft-core iteration. Because I’m bored-but-not-bored with True Bood‘s poorly imagined plot lines and addictive inanity, this week I’m taking a look at the 9 most unnecessarily sexual things from episode 9, season 5…