The most important thing happening on the Internet today is photos of Jon Hamm and Jessica Pare on the beach in Hawaii, as they start shooting the sixth season of Mad Men. And you thought you were looking forward to that before these photos even came out. Aside from the obvious “hummanahummanahummana!”, the photos, which are doing the rounds online, have got us excited, and not just in our pants.

Because we can’t wait for the new season, we’ve taken the liberty of imagining exactly what’s going on in this scene. Click through to read our completely fake script for Mad Men, Season 6: “A Jaunt On The Beach”…

[images via eyeprime and gossipcenter]