I’ve never said this out-loud before, but I think it’s time for me to finally admit the truth: I can’t stand Ryan Gosling. Can’t stand him. I think he’s a shitty actor, I haven’t liked any of the movies he’s been in, and I generally find his face to be extremely punchable.

And I don’t think I’m alone on this either. I’m willing to bet that there’s a ‘silent majority’ of Ryan Gosling haters out there who feel the same way that I do, but are too afraid of the internet scorn that might come from speaking their minds.

So, ignore all the ‘Hey Girls,’ tell Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling to fuck off, realize that Bradley Cooper is honestly better looking, and join me in this slideshow of why Ryan Gosling sucks.