Let’s not beat around the bush: True Blood is a truly ridiculous show. Gone are the┬ásubtleties of season 1; now 5 seasons deep it seems like the name of the game is “How Low Can You Go?” Regardless, True Blood remains one of the most thoroughly entertaining shows on television, it’s utter ridiculousness the culprit of our unwavering compulsion to tune in week after week.

So for our recap this week, we bring you the 6 stupidest things that happened, ranked in order from pretty stupid to really damn stupid…