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Mixed Apologizing for Your Sweatiness

Like rhythmic gymnastics or synchronized swimming, Apologizing For Your Sweatiness takes a great deal of finesse. Everyone knows you are sweaty. In fact, everyone else is just as sweaty as you are. If you fail to apologize, though, everyone will assume that you do not realize how sweaty you are. Perfect technique for an apology consists of an arm extension (as if to hug someone), an arm retraction/apology, and finally a rigid, minimalist hug (known as “sticking the landing”). Competitors lose points for apologizing mid-hug or post-hug. Giving too wide or tight a hug may disqualify a participant entirely.