With New York Fashion Week kicking off today, we’re doing our favorite thing: giving you 10 bits of stupid advice to help you survive the week ahead. So if you don’t have Nicki Minaj‘s schizophrenic exhibitionist wardrobe or Anna Wintour’s melt-your-entire-collection-with-the-bat-of-a-lash gaze, then read on (at your own risk, obviously)…