If you haven’t already heard, Disney has bought George Lucas’s film company. In common parlance, this kind of thing is called a merger. We call it an excellent excuse for speculation. The press release very smoothly mentioned that work has already begun to bring the last three pieces of the Stars Wars epic to the big screen. They’ve brought in Michael Arndt of Little Miss Sunshine and Toy Story 3 — ahem — fame, to write the script, and now all they need is a director…

Where would Hollywood be without some friendly neighbourhood bloggers eager to know who the Chosen One will be? Well we say nuts to them, because it’s just as interesting wondering who would never even make it to the table.